"What is shipping?"
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
How to spend hours on the Internet without realizing a novel by me
Here’s a test:
I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.
I’m going to drop one. You chose which.
If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.
Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.
Because you’re aware there’s a difference.
Now admit it
no fuck you
YOU DON’T SAY FUCK YOU TO BOB ROSS
I thought this was gonna be a horror thing
well, his dad is a serial killer so
One time in first grade I asked my teacher if I could drink water and she said to swallow my spit
*Loses weight because is too lazy to walk to the kitchen every day*
Kim Culbertson, The Liberation of Max McTrue
…And it is true, because I never felt more suffocatingly lonely than I did on that birthday dinner this Saturday…